Anthony Cipollo

Narrator

Tim Bruh Jr.

Bruh Man

Steve Chumra

Charles Wilson

Britt Plunkett

Richard Miller

Mary Schulz

Patricia Miller

Kevin Finn

Mimal the Elf

Brennan Woo

Robert Jones

Ty Lindsay

Investigator

James D. Rolfe

Beer Man / Kool-Aid Man/ Bullshit Man (uncredited)