Bob Hope

Henry Dimsdale

Phyllis Diller

Golda

Jonathan Winters

Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother

Shirley Eaton

Ellie Barton

Jill St. John

Monica

Stacey Gregg

Linda (as Stacey Maxwell)

Kevin Brodie

Steve

Glenn Gilger

Andy

Avis Hope

Dana

Debi Storm

Lois